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		<title>The Bachelor, Episode 1:  Ben Goes To The Babe (Boob) Bar.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am sorry, Bachelor-loving peeps but I actually forgot to record the first episode of the new gripping season of The Bachelor: How Long Will They Stay Together After The Credits Roll? So I missed the first hour. Which isn&#8217;t such a bad thing because honestly, watching the girls traipsing out of the limo in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>testing, testing, testing&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello! Is anyone out there? We are all (using the word &#8220;we&#8221; loosely to mean &#8220;just me&#8221;, of course) gearing up for a new and gripping and oh-so-romantic season of The Bachelor in early January. Consider this me just cracking my knuckles in preparation, barring the fact that I never crack my knuckles and if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/12/18/testing-testing-testing/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelorette Bored Me To Death.   Being Dead, I Couldn&#8217;t Blog.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, readers.  Or &#8220;reader&#8221;, as the case may be.   I am sorry.   I am sorry I let Bachelorette-watching snarkers down all over America and even further afield than that, like Canada, where I actually live.    I just couldn&#8217;t do it.   Even WATCHING this season seemed like a chore as horrible and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/07/16/the-bachelorette-bored-me-to-death-being-dead-i-couldnt-blog/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelorette:  The First Two Episodes.  Because I Am Lazy.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I watched the first episode of this show and began to feel depressed, which isn&#8217;t a good way to start a snarky blog.   I&#8217;m not sure why I felt depressed.   Because I am old?  Because NO ONE is on the show for &#8220;the right reasons&#8221; when the show involves global FREE travel [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/05/30/the-bachelorette-the-first-two-episodes-because-i-am-lazy/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor:  The End.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And now, finally, it&#8217;s over.  THANKS BE TO THE GODZ AND STUFF.   I don&#8217;t know why I watch this, I really don&#8217;t, and at the end of the season, I always feel like having a party to celebrate, not to celebrate Brad&#8217;s Big Love but to celebrate the fact I don&#8217;t have to see [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/03/15/the-bachelor-the-end/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor, Episode 9:  Lions, Tigers and Boobs, Oh my!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are we already at the overnight dates?  Time flies on this show, but that is because it is only 11 weeks long and one of the weeks is that stupid, throw away week in which contestants who were kicked off whine about how Brad never really really really KNEW them, like, you know?   Which [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/03/01/the-bachelor-episode-9-lions-tigers-and-boobs-oh-my/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor, Episode 8:  Wait, WHY is he in New York?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s sometimes amazing to me how fast the bachelor comes and goes from my TV.  One minute, there he is, nervously snuffling in front of multiple limos full of &#8220;ladies&#8221; and the next, he is on one knee, lying about some kind of eternal love bullshit that no one in the world believes except for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/02/22/the-bachelor-episode-8-wait-why-is-he-in-new-york/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor, Episode 7:  The One I Forgot To Post.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, man.   ABC, you are KILLING ME THIS SEASON.   Let&#8217;s not even talk abut this episode, let&#8217;s talk instead about how Brad and Wes were apparently sharing a girlfriend.  Because US Magazine (or someone) says that she and Brad were together (off and on!) for eight years, and yet she and Wes were [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/02/16/the-bachelor-episode-7-the-one-i-forgot-to-post/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor, Episode 6.  Or 7.  I&#8217;m not sure anymore, but they were in Costa Rica.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;m a day late to posting this but that is because it took me a day to absorb and then forget in its entirety this episode of The Bachelor.   I was very nearly EXCITED about it, which is a good indication of my current state of mental (ill) health because COSTA RICA [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/02/09/the-bachelor-episode-6-or-7-im-not-sure-anymore-but-they-were-in-costa-rica/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor, Episode 5:  It&#8217;s My Stupid Reality Show And I&#8217;ll Cry If I Want To.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My battery only has 5% left, which I will use as a benchmark for the amount of time I&#8217;m willing to spend typing about this travesty of a season in which Brad snivels and whines about finding love and women weep to get his attention.   Every week I see this show, I lose more [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ispuddle.com/2011/02/01/the-bachelor-episode-5-its-my-stupid-reality-show-and-ill-cry-if-i-want-to/</link>
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