• I write books.

    I do! It's true. I have written for all sorts of different audiences. My first book was literary adult fiction and I've written many many books that have fallen into the category "juvenile fiction" and "YA fiction". I talk about my books and writing in general on my other site, which is at www.karenrivers.com. (I don't know how to make that a live link, so you may have to copy and paste.) (Sorry.) THIS site is about me, my hair, my kids, my appliances, and that time that I rode my bike down a cliff and then got stung by a bee. It may not all be appropriately awesome (or even slightly interesting) to kids, so if you are young, LOOK AWAY. That said, there is nothing harmful here, except the occasional swear, which I ask you to edit out with your eyes. Blink blink.

  • I take pictures.







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  • Is it safe to eat raw bacon?

    No. You shouldn't eat any raw pork products. You could get trichinosis and no doubt a number of other food-borne illnesses. With the recent change in food safety standards, I'd frankly cook the crap out of any meat product I purchased before eating it. Even if it's already cooked. Seriously. Keep in mind that I am not a raw bacon expert, I just play one on the web.

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Contact

E-mail me messages of love and support and nothing mean EVER because I am a delicate flower.

i dot spuddle at gmail dot com

If you need my actual address to send actual gifts or actual cheques, you’ll have to provide a set of fingerprints, your police record (if you have one) and seven photos of yourself looking geeky in junior high. Then — and only then — I might give it to you. But probably not. I don’t do well with unexpected guests.

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2 Responses to “Contact”

  1. Ashok, on May 24th, 2009 at 3:34 am Said:

    interesting reading

  2. Janis, on August 9th, 2010 at 10:57 pm Said:

    Soooo funny… a great read. I stumbled on your blog while looking for Ali and Roberto news. Yes, my name is Janis and I’m a Bachelor-aholic. There, I’ve said it. The first step to recovery. Bachelor Pad…hmmm…a mindless diversion while waiting to see if Chris will be the next Bachelor? (gawd I hope not, that WOULD be boring…Chris, I mean). Or maybe it’s a new drug to feed my deepening addiction. I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to watch it on Hulu, as my better (?) half refuses to be party to my illness.

    I’ll be back.

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