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I was sitting here, mentally preparing for yet another camping trip — one that I’d ACTUALLY been looking forward to but which has changed at the last minute to be one that I’d rather miss in favour of cranial surgery — when I suddenly realized that I forgot — FORGOT!!!! — to blog the finale [...]
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Wait, what? Did I just watch that for two hours? Well, no, I mean, but sort of. I COULD have watched it for two hours but I hit the fast forward button because I. Could. Not. Take. It. Was Ali ever in beauty pageants? Because, what? A [...]
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Obviously while Roberto was spending this season auditioning to be the next Bachelor, Frank was vying for a spot on the much trashier and more nauseating BachelorPad where the douchebags line up across from the inflated bimbos in swimsuits and then suddenly and alarmingly launch themselves into a gratuitous game of Twister. Because, holy [...]
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Oh, I don’t have much time today for this, which I’m sure will disappoint the masses, or not, but how could I resist doing even a quick blog because OMG or even OMFG or OMF[insert entire alphabet here]G, TAXIDERMY! I think the moment that Ali stepped into Kirk’s Dad’s basement actually trumped the time when [...]
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So Portugal looks nice, doesn’t it? I mean, it’s no Turkey, but it’s pretty and it’s sunny and Ali has an opportunity to wear summer clothes and beach hair and I want nothing more than to send her to a salon for a blow out because what is so wrong with having hair that [...]
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The most common hit my site is getting these days is “What happened to Frank’s tooth?” Answer: I have no idea! But thanks for coming by!
And yes, Wes IS a douchebag! (Second highest hit rate from the exact phrase, “Wes is a douchebag”. Hi Wes!)
But then again, so is Justin! But [...]
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A long time ago, I stumbled across a little gem of information that said that Jake had a girlfriend to whom he was engaged and they tried to get her onto the show but for some reason, the producers thought this was a stupid idea and so Jake and his girlfriend agreed that he should [...]
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It’s neat how “Kasey” is only one or two letters away from KRAZY, isn’t it? Except it’s not, really, because CRAZY and KASEY really only share an “A” and a “Y” so I’m already not making sense and I’ve only just begun to type. Anyway, in my head, I call him “Krasey” which is [...]
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I’m late with this recap because I was busy and honestly, writing this all down was suddenly as appealing as a root canal, which I’ve never had but am as terrified of as I am of rattlesnakes and men weilding machetes. I’d like to add that I watched this episode with my 12 year old [...]
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I hate blogging The Bachelorette right after blogging a previous episode of The Bachelorette with nothing in between because it makes me feel like I’m a person who blogs The Bachelorette and has nothing else going on and I swear, I DO have other things going on (some of which are still SECRETS) but apparently [...]
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