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The thing with a lifelong fear of heights is that as a person who is afraid of heights, you tend to avoid heights, period, and then you lose touch with EXACTLY HOW AFRAID YOU ARE. If “you” are “me”, that is. You forget. You think — because you are an idiot — that [...]
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Here’s the thing: I am trying not to be so busy. I am always so busy (especially now that I’m babysitter-free due to The Single Most Ridiculous Teen Angst Drama in the History of The Planet Earth) and as a result, I run around feeling all the time like I’m LATE (this is because [...]
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I went to Costco yesterday with my parents because they have a membership and I am far far far too cheap to buy my own, and also because shopping with my parents makes me feel young again as though I am too young to be able to shop for real grown up items on my [...]
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1. I took a long break over Christmas in which I did not do a SINGLE WORD of writing. Not a bit. I shopped. I wrapped. I procrastinated. I did not write. AND NOW I AM REFRESHED! Damn it, I am. Totally refreshed. Sort of. [...]
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I’m a bit rusty. That’s the creaking. Get it? OH, SO FUNNY. Except not. AM OUT OF PRACTICE.
The thing with blogging is that it’s like exercising and if you don’t do it every day, it starts to seem impossible and HAS actually been impossible in the last week or two [...]
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So I was recently Friend Dumped. (I know! WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS?) It was a subtle dumping and I did not see it coming. I think I am working through the seven stages of grief about it, if the seven stages include obsessing about it, being mystified, and then worried and then — [...]
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So a long time ago, my man came home all excited about a job he was planning to take that involved social networking. I was floored. “It’s a blip!” I shouted. “Social networking will never last! It’s a job with no future! We’ll starve to [...]
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Yesterday, Clayton took the kids to his mum’s such that I could spend Saturday polishing my toenails and watching Project Runway writing one of the five books that I’m currently writing. I know I mention this all the time, but that’s because I also am baffled about why I’m writing five books at [...]
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This post is not really entirely about Dan Brown. Sorry. It was a trick! To make you look! I know nothing about Dan Brown and/or Freemasons, except that I do know that his book sold one million copies on its first day because this was retweeted one million times on my Twitter stream yesterday and [...]
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So in the last little while, I’ve been thinking about karma and luck and all other impossible-to-measure and are-they-really-real things that we — meaning “I” — use to provide rationale for why my life is either going swimmingly thank you very much or whether it’s repeatedly stabbing me with a sharp pin in the eyelid.
To [...]
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