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So I watched the first episode of Ali’s Bachelorette season and now I feel like a human failure, a giant sponge of enormous failosity, because I said I wouldn’t watch and I have made myself a liar. There is something about Ali in general that makes me feel unkind, and it’s not just her inability [...]
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We are UnCamping this weekend because we forgot to book a campsite in a timely manner and have nowhere to camp, which is a relief to me because we got the camper yesterday from where it is stored at my sister’s house (because in our municipality you are actually banished if you store a camper [...]
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I’m sure you all remember last year when Wading Pool Season began and I tried to siphon my previous year’s wading pool using a sawed off piece of garden hose and accidentally drank a big, giant Slurpee sized gulp of SLIME AND BACTERIA and HOLY HELL I’M NOT LYING WHEN I SAY THAT I CAN [...]
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I was driving along yesterday eating jellybeans, as one does when one is driving, when all of a sudden, I choked. On a jellybean. Among the things I didn’t do were a) stop or b) die. I kept choking until I was coughing so hard that I thought for sure I was going [...]
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It was Mother’s Day yesterday and I got an iPad and a SlapChop. Getting an iPad for Mother’s Day seems surreal but then a lot of things in my life lately have seemed surreal, so why not an iPad for Mother’s Day? I’m pretty sure that Mr. Spuddle bought the iPad for my [...]
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