Comments on: The Bachelor, Episode Four. I Can’t Even Think Of A Witty Title For This Craptacular Episode but I use RANDOM CAPS a lot.

By: Jasmine Mars

Jasmine Mars — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:53:01 +0000

I just had to write again. I looked up your blog at home tonight to see if I could find it again to bookmark. Most of what you write are my thoughts exactly. I find Jake to be quite undesirable, the way that he acts very feminime and wussy (laying on Tenley’s lap; crying; kissing Michelle when he didn’t want to and then giving her a clownish, sickening, fake grin; getting comforted by Vienna before jumping off the bridge, etc., etc., etc.) I also loathe the way he described the date in the sand dunes: “This is my idea of fun – just getting dirty and letting loose … ” Then he described the event as a test to see which girls “didn’t mind getting dirty” in the sand, and which girls could go with the flow and just have fun. Gag. So cliche. Like you said, everything that comes out of his mouth is a sad cliche. I, too, cringe when I watch this show, but can’t stop myself from being glued to it. I am so glad I came across your blog, as it is so funny to hear someone else writing what I think about. P.S. I don’t like Ali, either. She comes across as so mean and snotty, spoiled, and negative. CAN’T WAIT to read your Week 5!!

By: Jasmine Mars

Jasmine Mars — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:59:50 +0000

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your blogs about the Bachelor. They are so accurate. Your depiction of the truth is hilarious. Can’t wait to read the rest of them.

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:49:41 +0000

Don’t worry, Allison. I couldn’t really ever quit for reals. I AM HERE FOR YOU!

By: Allison

Allison — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:35:20 +0000

Please don’t give up on watching the bachelor! I have this site bookmarked so that I can come every Tuesday and laugh at what you’ve written about how ridiculous the show is. I’m counting on you!