• I write books.

    I do! It's true. I have written for all sorts of different audiences. My first book was literary adult fiction and I've written many many books that have fallen into the category "juvenile fiction" and "YA fiction". I talk about my books and writing in general on my other site, which is at www.karenrivers.com. (I don't know how to make that a live link, so you may have to copy and paste.) (Sorry.) THIS site is about me, my hair, my kids, my appliances, and that time that I rode my bike down a cliff and then got stung by a bee. It may not all be appropriately awesome (or even slightly interesting) to kids, so if you are young, LOOK AWAY. That said, there is nothing harmful here, except the occasional swear, which I ask you to edit out with your eyes. Blink blink.
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  • Is it safe to eat raw bacon?

    No. You shouldn't eat any raw pork products. You could get trichinosis and no doubt a number of other food-borne illnesses. With the recent change in food safety standards, I'd frankly cook the crap out of any meat product I purchased before eating it. Even if it's already cooked. Seriously. Keep in mind that I am not a raw bacon expert, I just play one on the web.

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In Which I sort of recap The Bachelorette, Episode 7. Or, Real Men Blink When They Lie, Which Makes It Surprising That Wes Does, Too.

Oh, hometown week.   What joy you bring to my heart, except for the part where I’m so bored and annoyed with this season that what really brought joy to my heart was the Breyer’s Chocolate Cheesecake Ice Cream (which I finally found after going to four separate grocery stores) to eat while suffering through the [...]

I forgot Five Thing Friday, so Instead I Give You Six Thing Saturday or Maybe it’s Sunday Already. Ta da!

If you know me at all, you know that my feet are a wreck.  An absolute, unfixable wreck, with high arches and a BUNION and a HAMMERTOE.   I’m using capitals, because I AM NOT ASHAMED!  Except I am.   It’s an exercise, people, stick with me.  I am attempting not to be repulsed by my own [...]

Be Still My Beating Heart, Except by “Be Still” I mean, “Keep Beating, Preferably In A Nice, Even, Orderly Way”.

On Tuesday morning at the insanely early hour of 7:15, I went to the hospital for a heart test that I’ve had probably half a dozen times since I was diagnosed with Mitral Valve Prolapse as a child.   The test is called an echocardiogram and if you’ve had one or have ever watched ER or [...]

In which I sort of recap The Bachelorette, Episode 6. Or, seriously, she IS going to watch the show at some point, Wes.

This week’s gripping look into the lives of eight vapid humans begins with an overly long recap of the departure of the beloved Ed from last week, adding further credence to my theory that he is being primed to be the next Bachelor.   We’ll see who is Ms Righty McRight Right in a few short [...]

Silent-ish Sunday*: In Which I Let A Dozen Pretty Pictures From The Last Week Do The Talking.

So then I was like, “Hey, I could do something different on every day of the week!  Structure roolz!”   Even though I hate structure and immediately get anxious when one is imposed on me.   Any kind of structure.   Like places I have to be at a certain time, for example.   Or things I have to [...]

Today’s Post is a Public Service Announcement about Skin Cancer and Probably Not Full of Belly Laughs, Just So You Know Up Front.

And now it’s… Public Service Announcement Saturday!   Except this will not be a regular feature because I couldn’t possibly think of something to say in terms of PSAs once a week, and besides Saturday is Writing Blog Day which I haven’t done yet but I HAVE achieved the first step towards that, which is to [...]

Five Thing Friday! It’s a New Feature, except it’s not Friday, and there are nine things. Hey, no one is perfect.

I’ve been thinking about this blog and what it needs, mostly to keep me posting regularly (apart from The Bachelorette which I blog religiously on Mondays) (OK, fine, mostly on Tuesdays).   So after careful thought (i.e. I was vacuuming the crap from under the dining room table and thought, “I should add more structure to [...]

In which I sort of Recap The Bachelorette, Episode 5, or Drinking for All The Right Reasons.

Is it five episodes?  I’ve lost track.  It’s exhausting really.   This season, there has been so much… crying.   For someone who was quoted in my weekend paper as saying “I just don’t want to take it too seriously”, Jillian Harris is sure taking this capital-S seriously.   But I’ve jumped ahead.   That’s a little trick I’ve [...]

It’s what we doctors, in fact, call a ‘tiger’. Or The Meaning of ‘Fat Thin’.

I think it’s possible that I’ve blogged about this before but I’m too lazy to go through my own archives to check.    It’s also possible that I just thought about blogging it but then blogged about The Bachelorette instead, which is also on tap for today or maybe tomorrow because it’s not like it’s particularly [...]

How to Hook Up A Canon Wireless Pixma MP620 To Your MacBook Without The Story Ending With You Lying In The Road Begging A Bus To Please Run You Over To Stop The Insanity Already.

It’s my birthday on Friday.   I’m going to be 39.   I tell you this to save you from looking up somewhere else how old I am or trying to guess based on my picture.    Everyone who has guessed (And why WOULD you guess my age?  Seriously?  I will tell you if you want to know.  [...]